Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Need help?

Reported by: fizzyfizz
So you got a new show on Blogtv huh? Wondering how to get viewers are ya. Well you certainly have come to the right place my friend. Here are a few helpful tips on how to get big on BlogTV. Heck even those who have shows can use these too!




Tip #1. If you are a teenage boy or you look like a young man and you have enough hair then go get yourself the "emo/scene" hair cut. Here are some examples.







Tip #2. Ladies there are numerous ways to get viewers and here are some of them.

Have blonde hair, wear glasses, and look innocent beyond means.... Watch the fellas and trolls come pouring in like it was a sale at a Tool store.If you got twins let em breathe but of course that is only if you want that as your reputation. In the words of ReverendB "Breasticles mmm men love them breasticles." They sure do!






Tip #3. For all of you musicians out there here is what you do. Turn on the webcam and just play your music and talk to the room every now and then. Careful though you will have some competition such as bigedude33 and nickntb.


Tip #4. Play games like truth or dare, pictionary, or even acronyms. Heck even host contests like talent shows or something. Everyone is doing it for various things such as pro accounts, webcams, and even itunes gift cards.

Just remember folks BlogTV is a place where you can broadcast and be yourself. The only problem is.... will your audiece a.k.a. viewers like you or say NEXT!!!!

6 comments:

  1. Ah Ha,A RevB quote.

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  2. Wheres sundawgee, he gets viewers by smoking pot live, watch him and learn about all the broadcasting networks on the internet.

    They broadcater themselves then bitch about trolls,damm they are stupid and funny.

    I get a good belly laugh out of these retards every day almost.

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  3. lol bigedude33's show is much better than yours, Shawn. He's an intelligent, skilled and humble person, unlike yourself.

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  4. lol who are you talking to? fizzyfizz wrote this article and lets stalk is good friends with big e dude, instead of reminding us how much this shawn guy got to you why don't you enter his name up there at the lil search bar :) you'd be surprised ;)

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  5. Im A Bad Man, JS , Now you'all leave that boy Fizzyfizz alone, he tryin to help the broadcasters.

    At least he made me laugh!

    All you featured broadcasters (big heads) can learn something from his report. Dammit even that old piece of shit sundawgee plays the guitar now.

    Good work Fizzyfizz!

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  6. This is true though... its true. Good job fizz

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